Mandatory Sex at the CNE

I have been surfing the internet learning about the after effects of sex.
What I mean by this, I have been looking for information regarding how "sexy" your body becomes to others when they subconsciously realize that you have had sex.
I have heard some say that after having sex, people seem like more sexual beings - even more attractive than before, but with no real changes - aside from the fact that they have had sex. Perhaps that their self esteem has moved up a notch? Perhaps the exercise and sweating has given them a glow? Maybe they are just smiling more? I guess it could be some combo of the above.

I can tell that I feel different after having sex. I always do. Things seem a little nicer, I have a little more bounce in my step. Things are generally less dull.

Too bad you can't just bottle up some of this "post sex euphoria" and put it in the back of the closet for those dead days of February. Of course, if you could do this, then having sex would become inconsequential. We would have a bottle of "our best" and then never attempt to surpass that again, or would we? Depends on who among us is satisfied with what is as opposed to what could be.

The internet has proven less than helpful in my pursuit of this information. The only things I could find were a study on how gay male pheromones attracted other gay males, as opposed to straight males or females ( go figure) and the other was a site for women who did ecstasy and were sluts. Great information for me.

I only looked around for about 30 minutes, but I think we all need to seriously work on this. We need to start a study to see if it is true. Does sex make us better people? And if so - then should it not be mandatory, like the census, voting or vaccinations.

People would go line up at "mandatory sex clinic" held at maybe the CNE or something. You would give proof that you have had sex in the last year - if you had any. If you had no proof, then maybe some sort of little soiree room where you would find your partner and retire to one of the beautifully decorated cubicles behind the fire exit doors.

Sounds like a plan - I am sure that there are lots of people who would greet this "mandatory" event as blessing of sorts. Maybe people would even prep for it, go to the gym, shave what needs to be shaved, buy new underpants.

Oh wait, this is what singles dances and the internet are for.
Damn. Great idea too late.

Go and get laid right now.