5.20.2006

May Run

Long weekend. No plans to speak of. What to do. Truth be told, I would love to sit here in my room all weekend, play Catan, download music and do as much drugs as possible. Of course, my mature left brain suggests this is a stupid idea. Counter-productive in the "new" me plan.

What would I do instead of this? Now that is the better question. I would like to have some sex, but there are several factors working against me, these primarily are access and availability.

As far as I can see, the delivery guy who comes to our card nights - is the most interested person I know. Or that university kid. Lets break these two down.

1/ Delivery guy.

He flirts, he smiles. Very polite and very appreciative of the tip. Mexican - is that a race that is known for being a good lover? I don't know. My uncle dates and woman who is half Mexican, half native. He seems pretty happy with her. Otherwise, I have no idea. Of course, he is older and not necessarily my type of man. Sometimes it is all mind over matter in these sort of "emergency" affairs. Right?

2/ Aerospace Engineer guy
Now, I have been refusing this boy for nearly a year. I have spoken to him online a million times, and even have his phone number. He is 22 and looking for someone to teach him the ways of the sex. Really, everyone tells me I am crazy to not explore this. I can see why they would react this way. He is like a clean canvas waiting to be painted.
The only problem with this, is well, it is almost too easy. And what if his tender heart wants more? I don't think I would date a boy so young. Too many problems and lifestyle differences, I am pretty sure he doesn't do much besides school. Since he is always available to talk to me.

There you have it. Happy long weekend Canucks.

3 comments:

Ruby said...

"Mind over matter in these 'emergency affairs' " ... funny. And sometimes very true!

The French and Italian men pride themselves as the world's best lovers, not the Latins. Myself, I can't confirm or deny.

Me said...

Well, that doesn't help me at all!

Ruby said...

LOL, no it doesn't! Unnnnnlessss ... unless you enroll in a French or Italian-language class!